THE FUTURE AD(After Dave)RE-BRANDING

Since the only future for the LIBDEMS is to offer their meager share of votes as a fig leaf to one of the bigger parties, they should consider changing their logo to a fig leaf,and let it be known at every general election that it's for hire.

It's not just a fig leaf, but a gold plated fig leaf full of impossible promises and Utopian good intention, which is exactly what either of the two main parties want as a cover when faced with forcing through unpopular policies.

The LIBDEMS know a species will not survive if the total population falls below a certain critical number,which could happen to the Parliamentary LIBDEM species if they fail to find new ways of fooling the voter at the next general election, which could be sooner than they think or would wish

The LIBDEMS should not feel bad about adopting the fig leaf and just look on it as the last gamble in their evolutionary travel toward extinction.

The yellow bird logo ,like the DODO, has lost it's ability to fly away from predators and is now extinct.

CAMERON PERIOD;CONDEM LOGO

If evolution had been kinder to the LIBDEMS they would have been equal partners in the coalition,and the CONDEM loge would have a bird in the tree,but evolution has been very unkind to the LIBDEMS, which is why the FIG LEAF is more appropriate to represent their very small influence on TORY policies and how they offer themselves as scapegoats for Tory cuts.

The LIBDEM fig leaf is a natural addition to the tory tree,but they know it will only cling on for as long as the sun shines

CAMERON PERIOD;ABILITY TO SMILE

Scapegoat Libdem man was late among the political species in acquiring the ability to smile, and will only last for as long as they have something to smile about.Only one Scapegoat Libdem man considers it premature to use his smile,but will if pushed into proving he also has acquired smile muscles.