THE LIBDEM CONFERENCE SEPT 2012
Evolution can't be witnessed happening and can only be judged over a period of time. Change can be as short as one policy mutation, but to achieve a new life form requires many policy mutations.
Every year the political herds emerge from the jungle to display their new lifeforms at the annual conferences.
The most remarkable new life form this year was Nick Clegg. He tried his best to hide his mutation, but every word he uttered clearly showed how his backbone had evolved to make it possible for him to bend over backwards to please the Tories.
Mutations are irreversible, which Clegg will never admit. Just saying sorry changes nothing, he will still bend over backwards to to please the Tories. He pledges to accept Tory cuts on benifits if the wealthy are made to cough-up more of their dosh.
Clegg knows the wealthy will get round any additional demands on their fortunes, just as they get round existing demands. Sure, he'll get a policy to increase the take on the top 10%, but it will just be a worthless political gesture to please the Plebs, and he'll continue to bend over backwards to approve the Tory cuts.
The mutation in Clegg's backbone began on the day he went into coalition with the Tories. First,there was the TUITION FEES, and bend over backwards, he did. Then there was the VAT INCREASE, THE AV REFERENDUM, TAX CUT FOR MILLIONAIRES, HOUSE OF LORDS REFORMS.
Sunday, 3 July 2011
EVOLUTION 0F LIBDEM MAN
THE LIBDEM CONFERENCE SEPT 2012
Evolution can't be witnessed happening and can only be judged over a period of time. Change can be as short as one policy mutation, but to achieve a new life form requires many policy mutations.
Every year the political herds emerge from the jungle to display their new lifeforms at the annual conferences.
The most remarkable new life form this year was Nick Clegg. He tried his best to hide his mutation, but every word he uttered clearly showed how his backbone had evolved to make it possible for him to bend over backwards to please the Tories.
Mutations are irreversible, which Clegg will never admit. Just saying sorry changes nothing, he will still bend over backwards to to please the Tories. He pledges to accept Tory cuts on benifits if the wealthy are made to cough-up more of their dosh.
Clegg knows the wealthy will get round any additional demands on their fortunes, just as they get round existing demands. Sure, he'll get a policy to increase the take on the top 10%, but it will just be a worthless political gesture to please the Plebs, and he'll continue to bend over backwards to approve the Tory cuts.
The mutation in Clegg's backbone began on the day he went into coalition with the Tories. First,there was the TUITION FEES, and bend over backwards, he did. Then there was the VAT INCREASE, THE AV REFERENDUM, TAX CUT FOR MILLIONAIRES, HOUSE OF LORDS REFORMS.
IN THE BEGINNING...
...and on the sixth day God commanded the land to bring forth living creatures.He made wild beasts,livestock, and reptiles.He then made politicians in his image and likeness.They were to be fruitful and multiply,and fill the Earth with agreeable policies to subdue it.
God, having created the heavens and earth,rests from his work and blesses and sanctifies the seventh.
MORE RECENTLY,God looked again on what he had inadvertently created in the political world and said,this is good,but it is too fit for purpose,and created LIBDEM MAN.
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The creationists believe LIBDEM MAN suddenly appeared in 22BC(Before Cameron)under the tree of platitudes in the GARDEN OF PADDY,and everything before was a political void.
But nothing could be further from the truth, as incontrovertible anecdotal evidence has indicated that ancestors of LIBDEM MAN were surviving on host bodies long before 22BC,and became tribal in 330BC during the Pre-Cameron Period,which lasted longer than the Cameron Period...is expected to.
Early LIBDEM MAN knew more about liberalism than democracy and would have expected to have grouped under the LIBERAL banner, but against their natural wishes they called whigs,short for WHIGGAMORES,CATTLE DRIVERS.
Early LIBDEM MAN stood erect and could talk..and talk...and talk...and talk.Their natural habitat was the manicured lawns of stately homes where money grew on trees.Nothing of material value was beyond their reach. Along with their natural adversaries,the TORIES,they were top of the food chain and were able to procreate without fear of extinction...as they are today.
There is evidence that early libdem man had tool making skills,but there is no evidence of them not being able to use them to create anything of any value or usefulness,which could mean they didn't actually make the tools but were given them, and had no idea what they were for,just like today's Libdem man.
God, having created the heavens and earth,rests from his work and blesses and sanctifies the seventh.
MORE RECENTLY,God looked again on what he had inadvertently created in the political world and said,this is good,but it is too fit for purpose,and created LIBDEM MAN.
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The creationists believe LIBDEM MAN suddenly appeared in 22BC(Before Cameron)under the tree of platitudes in the GARDEN OF PADDY,and everything before was a political void.
But nothing could be further from the truth, as incontrovertible anecdotal evidence has indicated that ancestors of LIBDEM MAN were surviving on host bodies long before 22BC,and became tribal in 330BC during the Pre-Cameron Period,which lasted longer than the Cameron Period...is expected to.
Early LIBDEM MAN knew more about liberalism than democracy and would have expected to have grouped under the LIBERAL banner, but against their natural wishes they called whigs,short for WHIGGAMORES,CATTLE DRIVERS.
Early LIBDEM MAN stood erect and could talk..and talk...and talk...and talk.Their natural habitat was the manicured lawns of stately homes where money grew on trees.Nothing of material value was beyond their reach. Along with their natural adversaries,the TORIES,they were top of the food chain and were able to procreate without fear of extinction...as they are today.
There is evidence that early libdem man had tool making skills,but there is no evidence of them not being able to use them to create anything of any value or usefulness,which could mean they didn't actually make the tools but were given them, and had no idea what they were for,just like today's Libdem man.
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