...and on the sixth day God commanded the land to bring forth living creatures.He made wild beasts,livestock, and reptiles.He then made politicians in his image and likeness.They were to be fruitful and multiply,and fill the Earth with agreeable policies to subdue it.
God, having created the heavens and earth,rests from his work and blesses and sanctifies the seventh.
MORE RECENTLY,God looked again on what he had inadvertently created in the political world and said,this is good,but it is too fit for purpose,and created LIBDEM MAN.
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The creationists believe LIBDEM MAN suddenly appeared in 22BC(Before Cameron)under the tree of platitudes in the GARDEN OF PADDY,and everything before was a political void.
But nothing could be further from the truth, as incontrovertible anecdotal evidence has indicated that ancestors of LIBDEM MAN were surviving on host bodies long before 22BC,and became tribal in 330BC during the Pre-Cameron Period,which lasted longer than the Cameron Period...is expected to.
Early LIBDEM MAN knew more about liberalism than democracy and would have expected to have grouped under the LIBERAL banner, but against their natural wishes they called whigs,short for WHIGGAMORES,CATTLE DRIVERS.
Early LIBDEM MAN stood erect and could talk..and talk...and talk...and talk.Their natural habitat was the manicured lawns of stately homes where money grew on trees.Nothing of material value was beyond their reach. Along with their natural adversaries,the TORIES,they were top of the food chain and were able to procreate without fear of extinction...as they are today.
There is evidence that early libdem man had tool making skills,but there is no evidence of them not being able to use them to create anything of any value or usefulness,which could mean they didn't actually make the tools but were given them, and had no idea what they were for,just like today's Libdem man.
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